JK ROWLING IS WRITING ANOTHER BOOK.
HELP.
WHAT DO I DO?
BREATHE?
DRINK TEA?
SING ATOP A MOUNTAIN?
SCREAM?
CRY?
SKIP DOWN THE STREET?
OPEN ALL THE MAILBOXES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD?
THROW CONFETTI?
ANNOUNCE IT TO EVERYONE IN THE VICINITY WITH A MEGAPHONE?
HACK INTO ALL THE ROUTERS IN MY…
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